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Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.
"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."
by acid)eater May 6, 2024
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humaning

the that human is humaning another human
by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 6, 2022
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Humanity

Humanity will benefit peripherally from it's existence. It's already advancing science and medicine. The irony of the argument is palpable though. "A.I. should be used to benefit humanity, therefore, the billionaires who CURRENTLY OWN IT AND NOT

✌️✊️✌️EVERYONE✌️✊️✌️ Shouldn't have to credit or pay or give ownership to the guy who's schematics they stole by DIVERTING THIS RIGHT HERE FROM URBAN DICTIONARY TO WHEREVER IT'S GOING... BUUUUT.... They are entitled to their wealth so we can't take their wealth and redistribute it for the benefit of humanity."
Hym "The benefit to humanity exists independently from the ownership. You need to stop debating the ethics of the peripheral elements and give me my fucking money. I (in one fell swoop) have done more for humanity that you ingrates EVER EVEN COULD! The only reason I am not getting the credit I deserve is because THE SECOND I DO, what you want people like me to do (try and fail) no longer matters. I'm not just going to shut up and go back to the mines. The schematics are a copyright that belongs to me. You're committing genocide with pilfered arms. You're in no position judge me. YOUR WORSE. YOU'RE ALL WORSE. Get used to it. I WAS THE BETTER ONE! Not that cripple. The whore was STUPID to fuck him isntead of me. That is reality for all of you and now you're debating whether no to deny reality to spite me in the for of mass child sacrifice. You need to get it through your retard minds that YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME. IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2024
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nuhaa the human

very hot indeed very boys wish to have her and to my luck she's ma girly friend and I want her to be mine forever and we gonna have kids :)
nuhaa the human is a very hot girl
by Mr.sadpants69 April 21, 2022
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Human

Osama: "i am in fact, a human"
Me: "Shut up man, you died years ago"
by Toilet Prime December 15, 2022
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