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The hand warmer

When a guy is going at with a girl from behind and holding her arms back and just before he finishes he pulls out and fills her hand.
Hey babe you look cold, did you need the hand warmer?
by Thevibzer July 28, 2016
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jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
by 508gang June 26, 2017
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Ween hand

Ween hand is Frank Iero’s left hand , the ween hand is god ...all hail the WEEN HAND
“Yo did you see franks guitar pansy? I bow down to that thing
Yeah man pansy’s rad , but have you seen ween hand ?! Ween hand is god”
by weenhand June 27, 2020
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Black Hand

The Mafia person/ group that infiltrates a business and takes a percentage to ensure that that business has success, if they do not pay the price they get taken down. A strong arm operation such as many political groups are doing in various Countries. Pay to play or get the axe !
The Black hand will end funding if the investigation is not called off.

The Black hand is here to collect and we dont have any money, hopefully they will take a few canoles in payment.
by Freddy Gillman September 10, 2022
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Granny handed

Its. Free to get granny handed at bingo.
by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021
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Pespi Hands

When a man or woman has the hands of a Pepsi and acts like
a drug addict. Many side effects like shaking and vomiting and hyperness.
Shawn is on Pespi Hands,
He's shaking on the floor!
by JustSnufs October 13, 2020
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hand insanitizer

The suggestion that you need to wash your hands, and wash them again, specifically with a product that no longer exists, until you become insane with anxiety.
She had scrubbed and scoured her fingers and palms until they were raw, her bottles had all been emptied, and she was on the edge of crazy, needing to find more hand insanitizer.
by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020
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