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holy alliance

A worldwide group of individuals that wants to stop the kidnapping, torture, exploitation, and trafficking of children. This collective of people range from World Leaders to Homeless Vagabonds and every society on Earth. There are several groups such as (La Sombra Negra, Q-anon, The White Dragon, Anonymous, Rugiet et agnus, and individuals Inside the military/ intelligence agencies across the globe). Hundreds of Millions of entities work separately and independently but all for the same cause. God Almighty has instilled each and every member of The Holy Alliance with the knowledge and understanding that Satan has corrupted many individuals into conducting truly horrific cruelties upon the innocent. Torturing children, starting wars, genocide, murder, and worshipping false gods are just some of these immoral acts that MUST BE STOPPED. The Holy Alliance all believe in the HOLY VIRTUES and they are empowered by THE HOLY SPIRIT. This group exists for one purpose - PROTECT ALL CHILDREN EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT YOUR OWN. I am only a drop in a vast ocean of RIGHTEOUS FURY that is raging and shall soon eradicate the "evil that dwells upon the rocks".

Matthew 18:2-6 ESV /

“Whoever receives one such child in my name receives me, but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.
The Holy Alliance will SAVE THE CHILDREN by any means necessary!
by YOUwereJUSTaREBOUNDafterFELICI November 29, 2020
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Holy Nips

It’s when a girl gets a halo shaped white tan line ring around her nipples from wearing pasties in a tanning bed.
That unusual tan stripper must be a devout Catholic, she certainly has some Holy Nips.
by Flyhi January 8, 2021
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Holy Shit

When a man takes a dump so large that it causes him to ejaculate.
Dude, that dump was so massive it made me come. Holy Shit!
by Genny2genny January 8, 2021
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The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 12, 2021
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Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.
Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.
by LödedDiaper January 12, 2021
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Holy Wolfie

She really liked when he did the Holy Wolfie
by kittyyumyimahhahakak January 19, 2021
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Holy Crapshot

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli
Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that
by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021
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