Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty

Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear

by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020

Getting Eggs

When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up

Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead

You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"

by KappaGee February 15, 2020

Gettingpeppad

Taking a Peppa Pig toy to the taint

My name is catdaddy and was gettingpeppad by my children Peppa the Pig Toy .

by Catdaddysissy la la March 11, 2020

Getting Nae Naed

getting absolutely destroyed in anything.

Bro, you are an example of getting nae naed.

by bigboy krypt0 April 4, 2020

Getting that money

Male prison slang. Masturbation.

"He was up at night in the showers getting that money! And He got PAID! he cashed in his check!"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Getting Gum Out of the Carpet

The act of masturbating, especially by a woman.

Bro, I totally walked in on my step-sister Getting Gum Out of the Carpet. Not my proudest fap.

by Meowlentine August 6, 2020

Getting Soup

A term meaning to get a very sloppy/slobbery blowjob.

Koby: Aye Scott you get that sloppy toppy?
Scott: Hell Yeah I was Getting Soup from my grandma last night!

by Wootagang June 14, 2020