Museum clams

A word that generally expresses joy, but can be used in any situation. The word was coined by splatoon player BPancakes.

You just killed a child? that's very museum clams of you.

by Hotttpancakes November 12, 2023

Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.

Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.

by LJ14000 June 27, 2021

Downriver Clam Chowder

When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.

Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹

by October 13, 2022

Clam Dugging

When a woman shoves a clam up her female region and a male counterpart has to dig it out with his tongue.

Wow Jason gave me a good clam dugging yesterday and I came so hard and my flaps vibrated with joy!

by Peter Dugg January 15, 2025

clam pack

the scientific name for a car or large group comprised of only women

Dude, look at that girl in that clam pack! Her smile is beautiful

by aucuparia December 22, 2016

clam wallet

Vagina

Her clam wallet was feeling a little itchy this week

by Roguer March 29, 2018

When Clams Do Kickflips

"When clams do kickflips" is a very similar phrase to when pigs fly, but it is a modernized term.

Brody might say "Hey Charles, do a backflip off that roof!" And Charles may respond "When clams do kickflips, bro."

by ImNoHeroImAlto June 19, 2019