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Bloody chode

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.
James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”
by Datboyfergy123 May 9, 2021
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
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Chode

That guy is a chode.
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Choding

When you take your sweater or turtleneck and put it up to your forehead and say "I'm a chode"
Hey look I'm choding
by Mx. Blck July 15, 2022
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Chode

Another word for a game console such as xbox or PlayStation
I broke my chode yesterday because I was playing with it for too long
by Bill Cosby is daddy July 25, 2022
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King Chode

Gabe walks out his room “THEE FI FO FUM” you hear coming from his humongous man spread as his microscopic nut producer claps against his balls, king chode has arrived
by gabriel engstenchode July 26, 2022
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Chode pull

One who pulleth his chode. A strait daisy wanker.
Hey Chode Pull, you know how to start that chainsaw?
by Slacktose June 15, 2022
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