Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.

Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.

by kachichael November 1, 2018

Chode Mode

A sexual act where 5 wide males whip out their small penises and take the middle school lunch lady and go and serve them some creamy mac and cheese.

My wife came home last night late from the school. Hoping the chode mode went smoothly!

by chodiebrodie January 16, 2023

sigma chode

a very sigma looking girthy penis

wow did you see david has a sigma chode

by Sigmarizzler82 February 6, 2024

Over-Chode

Not as short, but just as thick.

Nifty loves to play with his over-chode all day long pretending its a great big schlong.

by No Cure for Stupid People January 7, 2023

Chode

Chode

FrankTheTank is an insipid chode.

by TankDestroyer June 1, 2018

chode

A very small flacid penis. (noun)

Most prevalent in asian and greek ethnic groups.

"Look at this fuckin guy... ridin' his harley,overcompensating for his comical chode... bet hi ol' lady s had more fun with her pinky finger."

by Altman be praised August 26, 2014

Chode

A dick that is fatter than it is long

Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat

by Disisalec January 18, 2018