The Dick Check

The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.

Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.

by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011

Check Money

A large amount of money that typically exceeds $1,000 and/or what the average person would consider too much money to be causally carrying around.

Check money is typically used for big purchases such as a car or house.

Example:
Cash or check?

Cash is easier it’s only $35 not Check money.

Person 1: I want to buy a new mustang

Person 2: You got Check money for a mustang?

by Sstav August 5, 2021

dummy check

A check someone gets form the state if are legally considered “retarded”

The only reason why that Timmy has every new shoe is thanks to that dummy check

by Pinzler December 14, 2020

Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis

Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.

by Gregalis March 31, 2012

Ho check

Having a friend drive by your house when you arent there to see if your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you

Hey Lori, can you do a "ho check" at my house right now?

by Dr.ballz feeler June 20, 2021

Check On My Meatloaf

To masturbate.

I'll be right back guys, just gotta go check on my meatloaf.

by popies chicekn September 11, 2023

peak check

A peak check is when a player checks another players profile to see what their highest ever rank was

This can then be used as a trump card in any argument given that your peak is higher than the other players

Person one losing and argument:"You think you are better than me? Peak check"

Person two having no way to recover as getting humiliated by a peak check is a fate worse than death that means a lot to everyone in the conversation: ...

by Overwatch University August 17, 2023