Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

Captain Crunch

Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.

D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!

by Natquik May 24, 2020

Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.

I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.

by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

captain duck y is there 2 of us the hell

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Captain Whiney

A guy who pretty much acts like everything that someone they don't like says is a threat even if it's a simple sentence like 'I wish he'd get run over by his mom's car' or 'I wish you'd get locked in a freezer', overly paranoid to the point of actually thinking that person is trying to hurt them even if they are miles away, and overly reliant on a friend of theirs to the point that friend could be considered their 'parent' who makes 'the bad person' go away. Goes on petty hate tangents.

Captain Whiney has complained about someone getting his OCs wrong.

by MM132 August 8, 2020

Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047

Help me captain carrot

by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020

Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020