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Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty
Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023
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Boomerang cancellation

When someone tries to cancel someone else but they get canceled instead. Usually because of false claims or hypocritical actions.
Exposer: “X has is a racist, here’s proof”
Random person: “I believe the exposer has over-exaggerated what really happened. I believe a Boomerang cancellation will occur”
by Startupedition May 3, 2023
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poop cancer

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."
by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023
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On Cancel

Exposed for controversial deeds and/or illegal deeds.
Mason: Yoo did you hear Luborn's Hottest Rapper Kevin Damont, was put on Cancel in Birdshitter last night for saying religious people should turn Atheist?

Brian: Fuck dude!
by PencilBuzz July 30, 2023
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Self-cancel culture

Self-cancel culture refers to the act of proactively removing or concealing one's own online content to preemptively avoid potential criticism or backlash.
Ever since her controversial post went viral, Jenna has been practicing self-cancel culture by removing some of her older posts to avoid further backlash
by Georgi Stamenov August 10, 2023
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Cure cancer or wenegade raider

A question used by people to identify who is a Fortnite kid.
Person 1: Cure cancer or wenegade raider
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.
by Soviet 7k on October 12, 2023
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Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.
His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.
by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023
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