to coffee bean

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context

Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!

by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

Cool beans

Only used by the coolest of cool kids. "cool beans" means something was TOTALLY EPIC.

human 1:my mom and dad fucked my hamster
human 2:cool beans

by WhoAteMyBeans October 16, 2018

beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

by not.beans October 27, 2018

bean potato

A bean potato is a child at school...

wow im a bean potato

by shhhhhiiiittt November 10, 2018

creamy beans

when a person with a penis ejactculates inside someone's ass and they poop it out along with fecal matter

"dude, I had the worst case of creamy beans this morning after me and tom got done last night."

by creamybeans August 3, 2017

Bean-baked

Bean baked means cooking twice. Once cooked, second cooked in beans, heated by beans, or cooked like beans.

Being so high ur not a human, only bean.

I bean-baked my chicken.

I am so beanbaked

by Gypsy777 August 29, 2017

butt bean

Refers to an ecstasy pill, when taken rectally.

Jim is off his face tonight, it must have been that butt bean he plugged a couple hours ago.

by Bloodbutt Dick February 27, 2019