Cocky Asshole 

A guy that thinks that he is just the shit. In his eyes he can get ANY girl that he wants. He thinks that he can sleep with any girl he wants. Not only that, he is just an ass to anyone and everyone. Everyone secretly hates him. Even the people he thinks he is close to, talk shit on him.

Whos that guy over there?
Ohh don't talk to him. He thinks he is just the shit and can sleep with any girl he wants.
So he's a cocky asshole?
Exactly.

Cocky Asshole by baddass_biotchh June 9, 2014

Closet Asshole 

when a person is nice to you to get what they want and then once they get it or find out they cant have it they are a closet asshole

man that guy was nice but since you didnt give it up to him and hes acting like a closet asshole.

Closet Asshole by aricker June 11, 2008

Rolled out of an Asshole

1. To have a terrible appearance.
2. To look bad or Sick
3. To tell someone that they look like Shit

Example 1
I saw Matt the other day and man he looked like he just rolled out of an asshole. I think he was wearing the same clothes on Saturday night!!

Example 2
(Military)
Holy Shit Troops! You all look like you just rolled out of an asshole this morning and put on your uniforms.

Rolled out of an Asshole by Steve Marchy December 28, 2005

Ultimate Asshole 

An ultimate asshole is the supreme of all tiers of assholism. While there may be the fearsome, mega-asshole, the ranking is still considered below that of the Ultimate Asshole, which is the absolute of all assholes. These people often do not hold back, and show no mercy when crossed. The only worthy opponent of this foe is none other than Chuck Norris and numerous Roundhouse Kicks to the face.

That girl I asked out the other night totally led me on - but she wasn't an Ultimate Asshole like my ex-girlfriend.

My boss is the worst - most definitely the Ultimate Asshole on my team!

Your shitty attitude lately has earned you the title of Ultimate Asshole.

Ultimate Asshole by Ultimate Asshole March 8, 2012

liquid asshole 

Expression used to describe the god-awful smell or taste of a beverage.

Note: You don't actually have to know what an asshole smells or tastes like to use this expression.

Oh my god dude, this Long Island tastes/smells like liquid asshole!

liquid asshole by Nickz December 9, 2008

Prepare your asshole

An exclamation when an upcoming event or deadline is approaching that will most likely lead to hardship. This can be used synonymously with the phrase "Your gonna get raped".

Dakota - "Man, I have two test, a paper, and finals are coming up... I am going to fail out of college...."

Travis - "Well damn, you better prepare your asshole.."

Prepare your asshole by xSSKT May 24, 2011

Sucking Asshole 

To liberally Inhale the contents of someones asshole.

Hey you! where you going? Come back suck my asshole! It's Clean... I promise!!!

Sucking Asshole by Christina October 16, 2003