Schrödinger's Advocate

A narcissistic argumentarian whose line of reasoning is determined, or emphatically reaffirmed, to have been made as a Devil’s Advocate only after the reception to their argument is heard. Similar to a Schrödinger's Douchebag, a Schrödinger's Advocate will proudly embrace any praise or concessions their argument receives as confirmation of their own superiority, but will be quick to (loudly) remind others that they are "just playing Devil’s Advocate" when their argument is met with poor reception or a logical counter.

Related Definition: "Schrodinger's Douchebag"

P1 "Man, what are you even saying?"
P2 "Don't blame me bro, I'm just playing Devil’s Advocate bro, I don't actually believe any of that bro I'm just adding to the discussion!"
P1 "Devil’s Advocate my ass... Schrödinger's Advocate more like..."

by Wuggldy June 13, 2024

Amanda The Adventurer

A video game with a girl (Amanda) who crashes tf out on this sheep friend of hers (Wooly).

Amanda is a certified crashout. She gotta be Baby Kia cousin. D1 Crashout activities. King Von lil sister. Tay-K's Niece.

Wooly lowkey a bitch. Like stand on bidness gng. Fight back don't let shawty overpower yo ass like that.

There's 2 games in the series as of now, and they got these hard ass puzzles. One of them even took me an hour to complete.

I ain't gon spoil much, so gon head and go give the game a try if you fw horror games.

"yo twin you played Amanda The Adventurer yet?"

"that one game wit that crashout girl and that coward sheep? oh yeah ive beaten it l before"

by caytay37 January 15, 2025

Call to adventure

Nah.

Hym "Nope. You go right ahead and go fuck yourself. No call to adventure. No growth. No heroes journey. You give me the credit or I kill a kid and myself. You self-help bullshit needs to be culled from the face of the earth. We need to hang each and every one of you cocksuckers."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025

Hater’s Advocate

You’re not hating on your behalf, you’re hating just in case.

“Bro I’m really good at this.”

“Yeahhhhh but there could be somebody better than you are!”

“Bro why are you hating?”

“I’m not hating I’m playing Devil's Advocate.”

“No you’re playing Hater’s Advocate!”

by PaganBro May 25, 2025

Unsolicited rape self-defense advice

You know that was ME right?

Hym "You know that Unsolicited rape self-defense advice was me and not somebody else, right? In accordance withe Jordan Peterson's thing I want the credit for that I'd any of that worked."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Urban Yeti for GameBoy Advance

A GTA clone game for GBA. It's primarily known for being stupid rare due to only being purchaseable via mail order, a cheesy and very memeable As Seen On TV commercial and having ties to parody religion "The Sub Genius" who had a running gag of humans evolving from yeti. Also it's terrible soundtrack. Honestly more of a curiosity than anything else.

Kid: It's Urban Yeti for GameBoy Advance.

GET. YOUR OWN.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025

ted and todd's excellent adventure

A euphemism for the insurance/railroad/utility/vacuum cleaner conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway.

Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.

Then again, Sir. Martin (terrifyingly) said that he thought Ted and Todd's excellent adventure might turn out more like Loews after dad retired...

by ThadMcM September 8, 2020