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Jizzing

The act of penetrating someone, and getting them to jizz all over you. Basically cumming, or ejaculating.
"Oh my god, Rebecca, Colin was totally Jizzing in his moms vagina last night!"
by sxftypop March 12, 2022
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Jizz

an upbeat, swinging genre of music. Played by Jizz-wailers. I know what you are thinking
Guy: Man i just love jizz
Guy 2: What the fuck? You love jizz? Are you fucking gay?

Guy: No the star wars music
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nerd
by AngryStarWarsNerd March 21, 2022
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Jizz cookie

Alfread: Hey wanna do the Jizz Cookie Competition?
Jack: Do you mean Soggy Biscuit?
by JizzCookie March 28, 2022
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Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect
Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz
by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
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big jizz

big jizz stopped listening to frank ocean after he found out he was gay, big jizz loves some good jizz
oh big jizz , yea i know him he’s homophobic
by ogalvin March 30, 2022
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Iron Jizz

When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed
"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"
by ThePoopster69 December 1, 2020
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Jizz-Tart

A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.
"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"
by the_pieman December 2, 2020
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