middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”

You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you

by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022

Child

Tommyinnit. Just Tommy.

The child is swearing

by Alastairlol April 11, 2021

Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive

“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
“Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”

by Scaramona November 30, 2022

Child Lottery

two or more friends ejaculate in a cup, mix it up. And fertilize their wives, wait 9 months to find whose son is whose.

Haha! Jimmy was a part of a child lottery. Weirdo!

by DontStealMyMeme November 19, 2025

Problem child

Mpimpi

Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr

by Lexv June 1, 2024

Perfect child

Usually a person named Seren

She is just simply the best

1- my child’s name is Seren. She is a perfect child

2- wow you are so lucky to have her.

3- I wish I had a child like Seren.

4- she is so perfect

by Perfectly crafted child August 11, 2021

child

edible

Ben: i ate a child

by fruit_loops May 3, 2021