Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
Get the Maraca short of a Mariachi Bandmug. by zoeeq November 28, 2021
Get the Gourd shortsmug. by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022
Get the National Slap Short People Monthmug. What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
Get the Half Shortsmug. by n.c404 May 25, 2022
Get the Bigest shortmug. 
