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Human

A human is the reason the world sucks today and a human will be the reason it all ends.
by *creative name* June 3, 2018
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Human Waterfall

The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.
Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020
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Human centipenis

When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.
"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."
by Scoops747 July 30, 2013
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Humans

Humans are nasty animals that should be eradicated.
I fucking hate humans they should be eradicated.
by CommanderKevin May 20, 2021
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Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.
Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!
by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard? and why people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no and no again. no, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2013
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Human Vape

when u put someone butt in your mouth and they fart and u breathe it and puff it out like a vape
person 1: it smells like shit in here

person 2: human vape is a killer man
by aristotle's denial October 13, 2025
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