human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 28, 2018

vampire human

A vampire human is when a vampire bat drinks to much blood and transforms into a human.Now there you know YW

Oh no a vampire human!

by Superstichiously December 18, 2017

waste of human space

Well, it’s when someone does nothing good, and is only frowned upon, I guess. I mean it’s self explanatory, you silly geese.

“Zane is a fuckin’ waste of human space.”

by Pastahat December 23, 2017

Human Beignet

When a group of males cum on a female who is laying down flat on her back.

Dude we’re about to turn Becky into a Human Beignet!

by Mr.Grande January 2, 2018

Humanity

Jacksepticeye.

“Jesus Christ. Is humanity really this screwed up?”

by KennyTheGoneOne January 6, 2018

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

Human centipede

A sexual act involving four people, in which a person who is getting fucked is eating the ass of another who is performing oral. Or just a big line of people eating each others ass. Your choice.

1. Becky, who is getting ducked from behind is eating Sally's booty. While that is happening sally is blowing some dude.

2. A bunch of people get in a line on their hands and knees and start eating some booty.
Human centipede

by Therealmrclean September 28, 2017