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Strand your chip

When you strand a chip in your red iguana and now it’s stuck in the bag
“Hey! I want to strand your chip
by DPonthem October 8, 2025
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your mom

your mom
your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom
by melol6769 October 8, 2025
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"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.
"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"
by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025
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It's your kids

It's my life and you don't get to have a say in it over your fucking kids. So I get the credit and paid for my labor.
Hym "What are you even insinuating when you say 'it's your kids' because it's SOUNDS like your kids give your the right to do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to listen to anybody who doesn't have them and I'm here to tell you that if you don't have to listen to anybody neither do I. So when you're saying things like 'No Hym please don't stab my kid in a gas station' I'm just not going to listen. What a hand-wavey EXCUSE. Isn't that crazy? That they are allow to use their kids as an excuse, as justification not only to DO ANYTHING but also to DICTATE WHAT IS AND IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE. They are they are breeder dictatorship and they do need to be made to butt out or get their kid stabbed. They do nothing. They have a lot to say but need to do it without my tax dollars if I am not going to get the rights (5th amendment specifically) in supposed to be getting. So they are selfish people. They're bad people. They want to control your life and my life and all so THEY can have more than they WOULD HAVE WITHOUT YOU without you getting any of the credit. Instead they demand a disproportionate say even though they are a drain on the rest of us. No, by saying 'It's my kids' it's supposed to translate to something like you're allowed to do certain things to more for them and that sounds like a threat to me and all the reason I need to kill them. So, fuck you. And you kids. I want my stuff. That is all. Have a child molestable day!"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
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National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈
Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared
by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025
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A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.
Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.
by Glitchurr October 12, 2025
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everybody with a boyfriend has to bite them every time they see them on October 13th
holy moly its national bite your boyfriend day im gonna go bite his ass
by awesomesaucemanthateatsbutt October 12, 2025
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