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shit fingered

When you finger your own ass and shove it down the throat of a person you dont like
Sharon, if you dont stop bitching at me, your gunna get shit fingered!
by Wayback boys December 28, 2017
mugGet the shit fingeredmug.

Shit Banter Ste

Somebody who has shit banter. Usual behavior is the use of GIF's, dog memes and sidewards laughing emojis.
Hey Shit Banter Ste, go look at some dogs.
by Lady Lydia of Hawthorne November 30, 2018
mugGet the Shit Banter Stemug.

eat shit

Litterally telling someone to eat themselves because they are shit. Basically a shit comeback to any roast
Guy 1: ur mom gai
Guy 2: eat shit
by coolDefBoi December 4, 2019
mugGet the eat shitmug.

garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!
Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.
by Jackaction December 31, 2016
mugGet the garden of give a shitmug.

Shit for brains

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is a classic example of shit for brains
by Retrovertigo April 14, 2020
mugGet the Shit for brainsmug.

Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
mugGet the Catfish Shit Pipemug.

Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017
mugGet the Shit Salad Sandwichmug.

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