Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??

by kermit999 October 23, 2009

How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016

Your mom

.fat

.Your mom is fat and that's just the truth of it, buster

by Gurd Tothhood October 6, 2020

Ima break your nico nico kneecaps

That's a line most weebs use, usually meaning that you should probably step back because this is a person looking for a fight.

You better give that All Might figurine back or 'Ima break your nico nico kneecaps'.

by azsxsdedcsawqwertygbnhjiokmk;' February 3, 2021

Your blood is worth boiling.

You are a generous person.

Thank you for bring me that wonderful gift.
Your blood is worth boiling.

by 2sox January 7, 2011

Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.

Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

Lying blatantly to your audience

To inculcate ideas you want them to act upon.

Hym "Lying blatantly to your audience is something that Dr. K LOVES to do."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025