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fuck damn shit

When anything and everything it at its worst; hopelessness. Also can be reaction to a positive COVID test.
Fuck damn shit, we are most certainly going to die.
by sawtelle81 July 12, 2022
mugGet the fuck damn shitmug.

Mint Chocolate Shit

Something both men and women get once a month on a Thursday, where they literally start shitting mint chocolate chip ice cream.
"Dude, I got my Mint Chocolate Shit yesterday, it fucking sucks."

"I know, right?"
by pandashark775 September 18, 2022
mugGet the Mint Chocolate Shitmug.

Shit Goalkeeper

This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.
by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018
mugGet the Shit Goalkeepermug.

Shit-gunning

Using the sphincter to draw smoke from a smoking or vaping apparatus and then having a second party inhale the anus vapors.

Inverse boofing
Me and Billy Bob was in the outhouse shit-gunning my glass cock til he sharted pea cereal in my gotdamn mouth.
by Pea Cereal November 10, 2020
mugGet the Shit-gunningmug.

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.
and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022
mugGet the MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICHmug.

on that fuck shit

when someone is on that fuck shit
he be on that fuck shit
by Fuck shitter August 31, 2021
mugGet the on that fuck shitmug.

Shit-Whip

Shit whipped, shit whippin' or shit whip: To throw something as hard as possible or something moving at a high rate of speed - common phrase in rural New England
Hey, did you see Johnny shit-whip that fucking fridge across the garage the other night.

Or: The neighbor came shit whipping out of his yard last night midnight drunk as fuckin shit.
by jwalk207 June 6, 2024
mugGet the Shit-Whipmug.

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