Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.
Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!
by Barney Ushley January 08, 2025
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shit booty stain

“Nigga why do u have a shit booty stain yo drawls?? 💀” “uhhh...uhmmmm.uhh.ummmmh.....”
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The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 05, 2022
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Shit sniper

When you take a shit in someones deer blind because they took your huntin spot
They call me the shit sniper because i shit in thagt dudes pop up blind that sat in my spot.
by captainhook105 November 17, 2020
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Ecologische Linkse Shit

Dure linkse tranen van linkse groene kechies.
Hé linkse hoer, ik wil geen ecologische linkse shit eten. zei Ziggy
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Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .
Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.

John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5
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your head is way too big meaning you think everything is abouit you and no one else.
if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"

and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"

then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"
by oreo32 October 28, 2011
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