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vacation dick

A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".
His dick is so big that he's just vacation dick!
by AnnaLeeSue June 17, 2016
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Moby dick

I gave my wife a moby dick
by Carrot577 December 18, 2019
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Dick

no. We don’t talk about that. It traumatized me. It’s disgusting.
“Dick”
i’m a lesbian
by Thisismelmaolololololol February 12, 2022
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slendy dick

The act of forcing your penis into a tight space where the penis would not normally fit. (Not to be mistaken as needle dick)
I was so horny last night, I gave myself slendy dick with a water bottle.
by SizzlingBacon3:16 May 21, 2016
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Dick Mowing

Simultaneously cock blocking 3 or more men at the same time.
Bro, you were dick mowing us in that bar with that one chick
by Gentiles July 30, 2023
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vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.
Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016
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Dalmatian dick

A penis with spots, discoloration, and/or freckles from aggressive masterbation or aggressive sexy.
I had an aggressive handjobs from my partner and now I have Dalmatian dick.
by Penis lingo July 28, 2021
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