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plug shit

Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.
I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.
by kittenlazor March 7, 2014
mugGet the plug shitmug.

shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.
Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.
by redhen1 October 12, 2022
mugGet the shit the bedmug.

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.
After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.
by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018
mugGet the Wind Shitsmug.

Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.
Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!
by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016
mugGet the Shit washermug.

shit

the thing that comes out of your ass
shit is something i would not want to tell you about
by roblox------------------------ February 25, 2019
mugGet the shitmug.

Snap shit

One that snapchats while shitting
by GangbangGrandma August 6, 2017
mugGet the Snap shitmug.

shit finish

An exclamation used for summoning help, when you're done defecating and need someone to clean your ass.
by Marquis de Cod July 13, 2021
mugGet the shit finishmug.

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