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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Your so pretty

Instead of telling someone there complete fucking morons, and explaining that what they just suggested was the dumbest thing you ever heard. And then having to explain to them for hours how fun their idea was, you can simply say your so pretty, and move in
Little Johnny says hey this car is so fast we should add wings so we can fly,. (Instead of telling little Johnny that the wheels on the ground are what makes the car fast and I've you generated enough lift you would slow and come back down, because you need fwd motion to push sure over the rwngs.) Your so pretty.
by Sslogic June 27, 2025
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YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Guy 1: YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
Guy 2: okay
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Your Kids

So absolutely fucking worthless that if I was actively dying... And I had to kill them all to gain myself one last breath... I would kill them all... And then I would hold my breath until I was dead...
Hym "Do not let these assholes forget that I told you not to do everything that you're doing right now... And what happened is exactly what I said would happen. And your kids suck. They are garbooooooooo!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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Your Arlo

A family member (usually a cousin) that you're extremely close to. If you don't see them for a while when you meet up it's like no time has passed at all
My cousin is my Arlo
Who's your Arlo?
by Pr3tty.dino_ June 29, 2025
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YKINMK (Your Kink Is Not My Kink)

An expression used within kink-positive and sex-positive communities to acknowledge and respect individual differences in sexual preferences, fetishes, and boundaries. It implies a nonjudgmental attitude—recognizing that while someone else’s kink may not appeal to you, it is valid and acceptable as long as it is consensual and safe.
He’s into financial domination, I’m more of a soft bondage type—but hey, YKINMK (Your Kink Is Not My Kink).
by McIrish420 July 2, 2025
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butter your nutella

"Hey girl, I'll butter your nutella back at my place!"
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