The shits

1. Giving you trouble.
2. Diarrhea

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.

2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.

by PutridCarcass June 2, 2018

layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.

Layed up with the shits

by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017

Shit for shit

The amount someone doesn’t know when they don’t know nothin.

You don’t know shit for shit, chaz

by ConundrumMusic December 14, 2020

shit curl

1.A pompous looking hairdo which resembles a swirley pile of soft-serve poo.
2.A bicep curl which utilizes a log of shit.

"Look at that rockabilly dufus's shit curl doo"
"Yo bro, I did 106 shit curls today in the gym's bathroom!"

by Shit Curl February 22, 2014

Shit head

Someone who litterly has a shit as a head

"Hey you know how- Wait a minute, do you have a literal piece of shit as a head? Awww, you ol' shit head!"

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Shit on Theelke

Little ass!

Piss off!

Little Victim

Theekle is a victim

Shit on Theelke

by Männerspotter_angelo January 24, 2022