Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea

When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide

by SPART323 May 6, 2024

eat the peas out of her shit

She is so hot and attractive you would do anything to fuck her

I would eat the peas out of her shit

by jon doeh July 23, 2022

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi May 30, 2018

thomas shit

A strange, slightly homosexual dog, that takes little poops on the floor, and humps little children.

Thomas Scott, is definitely a Thomas Shit.

by Gamersnale April 24, 2014

lip lickin’ shit

Something that is very delicious (e.g. food)

Aye, bro, whachu think bout this burger?
That’s lip lickin’ shit bro.

by cheeken wing January 7, 2021

Shit Sandwich

Watching the Melbourne Football Club.

I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.

by melbournelemons June 30, 2018