absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner

Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis

by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025

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Dip-shits

The uncontrollable urge to defecate after a dip of tobacco. Also called Copenhagen cause colonic cathartic crisis.

Every time Chad takes a dip of morning Copenhagen, his Dip-shits ensues within minutes!

by Ofashea June 13, 2025

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Shit Flusher

A total retard who uses a 5 gallon bucket of water to flush their toilet, splattering shit all over the place, for like 10 fucking years, rather than repair their toilet or get a new one.

That dudes house is a piss soaked, shit splattered shit hole! That shit flusher is fucked up!

by No Mercy June 16, 2025

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Mongolian Shit Funnel

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.

feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.

by Joseph Porkinsins June 17, 2025

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Dog shit

Dallas tx way of saying “ a lot of money”

We having dog shit

by Definethesouf June 21, 2025

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Shit slob

A shit slob is a dirt slob who wears shit stained underwear and doesn't wipe his foul stinky dirty fucking ass.

It sucks to work or live around a dirty filthy disgusting greasy ass shit slob! They're the sort of people that make an entire city turn depressing and make you want to move out of town.

by Bill Beef July 4, 2025

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