shit

when you want to take a fat shit or sometimes called pooping

i am going to go take a shit

by angel edwards campanaro April 9, 2020

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014

emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

hot shit

Just better then anything else out there that in comparison is shit.

That girl Natalie is hot shit!!

by Not Raphael October 2, 2018

shit feeder

A person or people who feed you shit. Shit would be anything other than the truth including negative opinions or obstruction of natural attractive occurrences.

He kept telling me this nonsense about Angela that I knew was untrue. His friends past on the message to substantiate the untruth. When all was said and done it turned out he was nothing but a shit feeder. Feeding everybody shit for his wicked ways.

by 8jacomari8 February 4, 2018

mad pigeon shit

this term is used when a individual is acting bookie sketchy or unsafe when doing an act

person 1: i'v just lit a firework in to my neighbors window

person 2: that's some mad pigeon shit

by Toxic_Geordie January 4, 2022

Re-shit

When you go to shit, and complete said shit, but when you go to wipe you feel another shit that needs to come out so you re-shit.

"Dude, I had diarrhea so bad when I went to wipe i re-shitted all over my hand."

by Goochgremlin988 August 6, 2025