Bitch

A bitch is originally a word used for a female dog…. HOWEVER,

A dog is loyal & gives unconditional love.

A real friend.

Teaches you how they want to be treated, and allows you to teach them.

Wants your attention.

Excited to see You.

“Bitchhh you just chewed up all the couch pillows but, I still love you. She was a bitch she was loyal, she cared, she would never hurt me, but when I hurt her that bad, she didn’t want to bite me so she would bark less and stop trying to get your attention. She never wanted to leave because of her loyalty, but when she realized she wasn’t loved in return.. she just wanted to run away. She was a bitch, she loved too hard and cared too much and I abandoned her.

by 24Kristen August 8, 2022

A bitch

What you call someone in Roblox Murderer Mystery 2 who leaves the game when they're sheriff.

Fuck you you a bitch bro for leaving that match ill fuck you and your wife and daughter

by labronjamesishot August 9, 2022

Everything but the bitch's stink!

A phrase shouted in frustration when a partner is willing to do just about anything but anal.

Girlfriend: Let's try something special tonight... *bats eyelashes*

Boyfriend: How about I pork you in the dumper?

Girlfriend: I was thinking something more like vaginal fisting followed by risky breath play.

Boyfriend: Fuck! Everything but the bitch's stink!

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Ball Bitch

men who enjoy torture of their ball and scrotum area.

That Ball Bitch is using the hammer again

by cbt enthusiast 4 life August 9, 2022

Bando Bitch

Irvine Dekeya aka Zimthetics/Kiwithetics

There's the Bando Bitch

by its_problematic August 10, 2022

Bitches

No Bitches?
Something you won’t get.

🤓: um actually I hate the minions movie!
Chad: No bitches?

by YabaDabaDooo- Flamingo August 10, 2022

The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022