shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023

Maping shit

Completing goals/objectives

Tyron: Yo I did the essay today.
Derick: Danm its due in a month, You had some time.
Tyron: Yea, I just felt like maping shit ya heard

by Dont click January 1, 2018

Monke shit

A hairy penis

Dude your monke shit is tiny

by Valk99 June 29, 2021

aint shit day

november 10th national aint shit day , post anyone that isn’t shit.

“ November 10th is aint shit day “

by don't like trump November 9, 2021

Tubby Shit

Somehow, someway, you screw yourself over.

Damn I just lost my phone on some tubby shit

by KkxBilly November 30, 2023

SHIT.

Nashvillian teen slang for the United States of America

“I live in the SHIT.”

by Panzerfäust July 26, 2018