Saturday School

Where you tell your boss your taking your kids when your to drunk to wake up on Saturday

“Sorry bro can’t make it in today, my baby momma just droppped the kids off ; j have to take them to Saturday school. My bad

by Uncleray2469 October 25, 2025

School

In short, it's prison, but you go there when you're a kid.

Kid: Time to go to school... Me: You mean prison, right?

by humanoidian March 21, 2023

Manual High School

Where all the kids walk around the school looking like emos and transes. They mostly look at porn and jack off to the fine teachers, but the other half looks like they carry M-16s and Aks in their backpack.

Ted: See that homeless man on the road eating a chimichanga

Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student

by slimshady53 October 12, 2021

2 school 4 cool

its too cool for school but too school for cool

Dude: Hey, I don't wanna be cool. I'm too school for that!
Other dude: So you're 2 school 4 cool?
Dude: Yup gotta get them A's!

by SpinFastGoEatAnA$$ June 6, 2018

school

a shithole. it rips away any happiness, and forces you into depression. adults wonder why suicide is a problem, although they force us into 7 hours of pure stress and hell.

school freaking sucks.

by a piece of depression March 20, 2019

School

Hell in a nutshell

Mum " wake up its time for school mother fucker "

by Ryxcherry July 3, 2021

Frank Sinatra School of Arts

A school full of bitch made kids who all like boys including the boys. The way to get into the school is by making a porno with your best friend or sibling. Their basketball team is well known for touching the other team in sexual ways. They have sherm Greek girls in the school that are also of the basketball team and touch the other team sexually as well as the boys... don’t even get me started on Applebee’s after school your gonna get blown kisses from the boys even if u are a boy.

Frank Sinatra School of Arts is full of faggots.

by Berinder November 7, 2019