Waffle Queen

An adjective describing someone who is wrong, and most likely dumb. They probably wear stripe sweaters, and wholeheartedly support the Holocaust, and communism.

Man that chick last night was a total waffle queen.

I can't believe she supports the final solution, she's such a waffle queen.

by Fuckboi23 April 24, 2017

Waffle group

Where grown men go to be fucked by a fat old guy in front of a camera in a shell v-power shirt

That new waffle group is great I only spent ten bucks to be a 1 in 397 chance of winning last years rlc selections car

by Fuckrobnpaul November 21, 2020

Killer Waffle

Generally a large penis, either physically, or as an insult. Similar to the slang, "blue waffle." Used occasionally by children when near adults.

After hearing Becky's tale of her one-night stand, Beatrice was astounded. "Omg, Becky, did he have a massive killer waffle?"

by Iceberg Lettuce June 22, 2017

Blue waffle

When a girls gives a guy stds the guy can fight back and make her fanny blue

I gave your mom blue waffle

by Mr hiv April 28, 2021

Waffle House

A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.

"GOD PLEASE NOT WAFFLE HOUSE, ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL GO TO FUCKING STEAK N' SHAKE!!"

by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022

waffle

A red flag of a person disguised as a green flag

"Oh, he seemed so nice"
"No, don't go for him, he is a waffle"

by ggboyz4321 June 11, 2024

Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction

Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!

by BoJakson October 25, 2024