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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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Unit

Little savage baseball players. They usually come from western New York. They have names like Carmine Grayson Logan Tanner Nick Tre Pax Ari Murphy Max Cooper and Mike. Be on the lookout for these units because they run sh*t.
Look at Carmine raking out there! He's an absolute UNIT bro!
by OPMaroon July 15, 2025
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Freedom Unit

A unit of measurement that is exactly 1,776 feet long.
The One World Trade Center is a patriotic 1,776 feet, or 1 freedom unit, tall.
by DrBrad March 28, 2024
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DIGGER UNITED

Digger United is a clan in the popular hit strategy game called Clash of Clans. They are known for their undefeated win streak and their slogan "Four stars good, two stars bad" and "All diggers are equal but some diggers are more equal than others." The Digger United also consists of the elite group, the Big Digger 5. This group has the top 5 best clashers in the Digger lands.
"HEIL DIGGER UNITED THE BEST CLAN IN CLASH"
"THE DIGGER 5 ARE THE BEST IN THE DIGGER UNITED"
"MY FAVOURITE MEMBER IN DIGGER UNITED IS LUNDI AND FUNKYMAN"
by funkysan March 15, 2023
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Unit

1) A person who has a strong pull game with women in a manor that gets them laid and respected

2) A person that looks like husband material that is also a badass in the public eye
3) An overall BAMF
Mary: Steve is such a unit I want him to pound me and marry me. He also is a stud when he's around me because of his physical attributes

Rebecca: Oh most definitely Steve is a unit and all the ladies want him. How are you going to persuade him to pound you?
Mary: I'll make him want me so bad he has to be my bf and I want to be his gf because of how good my ass is in yoga pants.
Rebecca: OH MY God he's coming this way!
Steve: Hey Mary any chance you want to be pounded and married within a year?

Mary: Yes you fuckin Unit!
by Dildomcshwagger69 July 4, 2022
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Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)
"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"
by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023
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