The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.
Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
by Reeducation November 23, 2020
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Get the Turkey Trainmug. by mmoney8000 January 8, 2016
Get the grinding my turkeymug. by MissHell666 March 24, 2022
Get the My turkeymug. A country that is both in west Asia and eastern Europe, its secular in law and islamic socially
Some advices On turkish people:
- don't do the OK handsighn(it means go get anal fucked).
- don't drink out side its illegal and considered wrong.
- don't hit on women outside of bars and clubs
- don't stare, especially at people of the other gender(counts 3x as much if you are male)
- don't be political, you can never be right
- if 2groups are arguing then stay away, they might think you are part of the enemy group.
Some advices On turkish people:
- don't do the OK handsighn(it means go get anal fucked).
- don't drink out side its illegal and considered wrong.
- don't hit on women outside of bars and clubs
- don't stare, especially at people of the other gender(counts 3x as much if you are male)
- don't be political, you can never be right
- if 2groups are arguing then stay away, they might think you are part of the enemy group.
by Mrkulci September 21, 2017
Get the Turkeymug. by Woeedumbass October 30, 2020
Get the Turkeymug.