Lard Tits

The excessive over hanging of fat on one's pectorlis majoris and surronding area

I thought i was fat but that guy has full blown lard tits

by animaldrummer234 November 14, 2011

Tit Surfing

Fastforwarding through shitty, low budget Netflix movies and only watching scenes with topless girls.

Rob, Jake, and I had bad luck tit surfing "Casting Couch" because we only saw one pair of tits.

by Ekaj and Bor November 11, 2013

Southbound tits

Sagging/drooping breasts

Where do you think you're goin' with those southbound tits?

by BianxtheBronx September 13, 2015

tart's-tits

The female equivalent of Builder's Bum.

"Stop bending over and showing the world your builder's-bum, you fat fuck-tard!" - "Shut it bitch, your tart's-tits are on full view even when you don't bend over!"

by slumbercat2k February 24, 2017

crackle tit

When a woman's boobs are ashy.

Man ashley has some crackle tits she needs some lotion.

by Casper15 November 17, 2013

River Tits

When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.

I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.

by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016

tit pirate

a person who sails the concrete oceans in search of booty and boobies.

a sneaky grab of the breast.

man grabs boob. her reply "You fucking tit pirate!"

by Captain G. Rab InStabbin April 14, 2014