"Stop bending over and showing the world your builder's-bum, you fat fuck-tard!" - "Shut it bitch, your tart's-tits are on full view even when you don't bend over!"
by slumbercat2k February 24, 2017
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this is a pair of boobs that are are shaped like pop-tarts but are not pop-tarts theirfore making it the best shaped boob(it's like eating a pop-tart with a nipple) tit tarts are very tasty
by PurpleFlames are cool!! April 28, 2010
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