Butter Dick

When an AFL player cums faster than he typically drops the ball

Girl 1: How was last night with AFL dude?
Girl 2: It was really bad, he came in 30 seconds.
Girl 1: Typical butter dick

by J-Jen June 22, 2017

Butt Butter

A yellowish sometimes clear anal excretion. Typically produced when poop is vacated cleanly.

Yo check out this Butt butter on my toilet paper.

by _Stu_ November 22, 2019

butter churn

It's when Amish people have sex with lots of lube.

Those greasy Quakers were churning the butter last night.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

PUG BUTTER

The reproductive juice excreted from a pug, useually rubbed on your arm or pants after petting a pug.

That pug rubbed pug butter on me!

by Dave Themack May 31, 2006

Truffle butter

When a guy ejaculates in a girls anus a yellow creamy substance which is part poop part seaman is made. The guy then rubs the cream on the girls vagina and the substance around the vagina is truffle butter

Mark and Sally were making some truffle butter last night.

by WhiteFire69 April 25, 2015

peanut butter

Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter

After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter

by Jay Clarkson January 5, 2005

truffle butter

butter in a truffle

gimme some truffle butter in that truffle

by fufujackie January 24, 2015