Weed Wacker

A person who gets high, then masterbates.

Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.

by Eauxwen February 2, 2022

Weed

A green substance that looks like weed

Yo u got some weed

Dealer:ye got some super Mario kart purple haze

by Ryan Bromley February 16, 2020

Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020

Funny weed man

Funny weed man is the sexiest, funniest , weediest man alive. So sexy he wven gets confused for drake🤦😭❤️

“Woah is fhat drake?”
“Nah thats funny weed man”

by Thickdickdaddy270 November 21, 2021

weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.

James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Weed

Weed is the reason to live

Get high and forget all your problems, nothing could be better than getting high Listening to some music and eating Oreos

I’m so baked right now

Where did you get weed man
Good question

by InvincibleTillProvenVincible September 4, 2022

Weed

A plant loved by snoopdog

Snoopdog: aye man can I have some weed?
Me:Suuuurreee

by ImaTrap( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 3, 2019