Manchester United

Rubbish

person 1: I support Manchester United
person 2: Rubbish

by SergioAguero January 23, 2025

Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

Magic United

There used to be a group of 5 girls Little did they know this project would lead to many problems, the idea was to study magic and maybe even try to learn it, (as in magic im talking about powers btw) the others agreed not thinking to much about it at the time, they never suspected they would actually learn real magic though, sure they believed in it but they dident expect to learn real magic, about a month or two later the 5 girls started to learn real magic, Chloe was able to form rocks only using her hands , Eva was able to create bubbles only using her hands, Sunny was able to do telekinesis, isa also learnt how to do telekinesis, and brooke was able to create and make flames disappear only using her hands, these girls were shocked when they discovered this but affter a while they calmed down and instead of being scared, they embraced there powers but however knew they had to keep it a secret.

Magic United was Both a gift and a curse

by Belinda F. Jordon September 15, 2023

Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

slay units

derived quantity for measuring how aesthetically pleasing to an average consumer something is perceived

"The slay units in a House of Quantity is represented by the number rating on aesthetic merit."

by bluegreen6611 February 13, 2023

Unit Nazi

Somebody like grammar nazi.
A person who uses proper units and their symbols with correct letter cases. Often one who believes proper units and their symbols should be used by everyone whenever possible, and also attempts to persuade or force others to use them properly. May be a type of OCD.

"I've just downloaded that 5 mb zip archive."
"I'm sure you mean 5 Mb or MB, not 5 milibits."
"Ah, you're unit nazi!"

by Sterver47 April 16, 2017

Manchester United

Manchester United, one of the best club in the world.

Manchester United is the best club in the world

by Marcusinho10 December 6, 2018