Fake Asian

A toad that's burnt in the road that's also is a sh**t stain who pretents to be Asian or Korean but has no Real Asian or Korean bloodline and also tricks and burns the World.

#1 Dang that girl is Koraisian. #2 Naw. She not from Asia or Korea. She's just Fake Asian. Not a real Blackanese. Careful she'll burn you. #2 YIKES!!!

by Catisaqueen May 26, 2021

Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 04, 2024

asian crumble

When the receiving party in bukkake does not wash off the ejaculate and instead allows it to dry - this culminates in an Asian crumble.

He invited his friend round to his flat where they discussed the rejuvenative benefits of an Asian crumble.

by Chicken skewer March 06, 2018

Asian lightning

Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Hiroshima and Nagasaki got hit wit some Asian lightning

by Whysgegayegwv April 24, 2020

asian privilege

the ability to be a genius without trying and or intense education

that asian guy has a 4.375 all because of asian privilege.

by idontfeellikemakinganamern August 27, 2023

Asian jacked

Your so high you feel Chinese from eyes being so low

Hey bro I’m so Asian jacked !

by Asian jacked April 10, 2019

Reverse Asian

A massage performed after ejaculation. Unlike a happy ending where the massage is performed first.

John received his first reverse Asian and now is free of pain.

by SoloDouche September 10, 2024