Straight Beaver

Getting head by a girl with huge front teeth

This bih gave straight beaver on my log yesterday

Straight Beaver by Mr. WiggelySteel March 3, 2026

Straight Awakening

A life-changing event that usually happens when a young boy watches a movie, sees an attractive actress for the first time, and suddenly realizes: “Wait a damn minute…”

From that point forward, his brain chemistry is permanently altered.

Symptoms include:

-Fixing hair for no reason
-Suddenly wanting muscles
-Acting mysterious in public
-Discovering cologne
-Pretending to understand love songs
-Getting his first gym membership after one heartbreak

Scientists still don’t fully understand the phenomenon.

Bro had his straight awakening during Transformers and left the theater a different man.

Straight Awakening by Heyyoarroyo May 7, 2026

copenhagen straight 

Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.

Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"

"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"

copenhagen straight by DipShpit December 29, 2014

pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

pissing straight mustard by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

Alt-Straight 

A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )

A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.

"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."

"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."

Alt-Straight by BatmanIsAlive January 5, 2019

Token straight friend 

That one guy in the group of gays who’s straight

Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club

Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys

Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again

Token straight friend by thattokenstraightfriend May 6, 2018

right out straight 

Very busy. This term is used frequently and vigorously by residents of Maine, as observed by comedian Bob Marley.

"I've been right out straight tryin' to get the driveway cleared since the blizzard hit."

right out straight by gruverja May 1, 2008