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Suture self 

What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.
"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.
Suture self by QuacksO August 16, 2019
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Mindless Self Indulgence 

Mindless Self Indulgence , an American electropunk band formed in New York City in 1997. Their music has a mixed style which includes punk rock, alternative rock, electronica, techno, industrial, hip hop, breakbeat hardcord, and a satire band with many satire song titles and words used in each song.
"Hey dude did you check out Mindless Self Indulgences , new song? "
"Yeah it was badass!"

monkey self 

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.
"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
monkey self by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022

Ice Yo'self

To get into the mindframe where you are creating and making STUFF! Also can be used when telling a friend to just chill out and not overanylyse a situation
You just forget about that guy and ice yo'self

Come around to mine,I got paint and canvas. We can get iced.

Ice Yo'self by bambeana November 19, 2007

Tower of Self-Centeredness 

When someone is being extremely egoistic, they think/speak/act from their tower of self-centeredness
Sam: If I cannot get it, I don't know how anyone can get it.
John: Ok Sam, let me know when you get down from your tower of self-centeredness

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His tower of self-centeredness is so high that he looks at other people as ants

Suck Yo Self September 

If you are worthy you must spend the entirety gaining the mental stability and physical resilience to make your lower torso meet your kissers
(Must be possible by the end)
Guy 1:Suck yo Self September?
Guy 2:yea that’s how I broke my back

who shart them self 

J.D Mac Shartband killed 86 people
who shart them self? stop sharting yay