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ham sandwich

The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused. This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.
Tom Delay, a congressional majority leader in the United States, was indicted on ethics violations. His colleagues came to his defense by invoking the "ham sandwich" defense. This defense became well known when Delay defender Senator Mike Rodgers confused the public by misusing the phrase when he said "... any attorney knows you can get an indictment with a ham sandwich." Obviously he meant "against a ham sandwich."
ham sandwich by Mitch Monmouth August 27, 2005
Word of the Day on August 31, 2005
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meat sandwich 

A vagina that looks well used, with labia and bits hanging out.
"some guys like a real meat sandwich pussy but not me, I'm more of an envelope sorta guy"
meat sandwich by neak October 19, 2008

fat sandwich 

I was so drunk I wanted to hump that big bitch, but all she would give me was a fat sandwich.
fat sandwich by Anonymous43551274 January 5, 2008

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich 

When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.

peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich 

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

Boss Sandwich 

when you are fucking two superiors at work.
Dude one: I think im getting a promotion because im in a total boss sandwich.

Dude two: Wow! thinds are really looking up for you now. High ten!!
Boss Sandwich by K-dubssss February 4, 2009

soup sandwich 

"Impossible"

Refers to something that is impossible or messed up beyond belief.

Used Extensively in the US Navy and US Army.
Johnson's fucked up like a soup sandwhich.

This whole fucking operation is a soup sandwhich.
soup sandwich by DGunner71 September 15, 2005