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Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!
Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.
by retrowand May 2, 2025
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Cleveland jerk

The Cleveland jerk is the act of using ur foreskin as a flesh light
by anonymous May 10, 2025
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Cleveland jerk

The act of using your foreskin as a flesh-light.
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Jerk battle

A type of challenge where two people get together and start jerking both of there meat like crazy, until someone busts. The person who busts first looses.
“Wanna have a jerk battle?” “Sure!”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
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jerk battle

A duel of 2 people, where the 2 people both jerk off like crazy into one of them busts. The first person to bust looses.
“Hey toddler! Wanna have a jerk battle?”

“Hah! You busted first! I’m the jerk battle champ!”
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
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