Meat Sweats

What happens when you eat so much meat that your face gets hot and you start to perspire.

"I went to the Churrascaria and ate so much prime rib that I broke out in the meat sweats"

by Christinerine January 21, 2010

meat twinky

Penis, Dong, Wang, Shlong, Cock, Wiener, Purple-Headed Warrior...you get the idea pervert.

'Yo where's the cream-filling in that meat twinky?'

by Phallus February 6, 2004

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

Meat-Brain

A person of generally limited imagination, who originates and passionately carries out hair-brain schemes, or idiotic shenanigans. While religiously insisting on being completely deck out in commando gear or home-made ninja customs.

Two Meat-Brain (s), Robles and Raftery, stalking a larger, out of touch and some what paranoid kid, Palmieri; in a cemetery, while dressed in bdu’s and pretending to be ghost.

by A Cadet November 16, 2005

Meat Gate

People you have to dodge while skiing. AKA Newbies and Gapers.

Dude I was skiing Meat Gates the whole way down!!

by TheStoker February 23, 2009

meat pillows

Breasts, tits, jugs, etc....

She's got a sweet set of meat pillows.

by Clayballz March 25, 2007

Pound Meat

Reference to male masturbation or to sexual intercourse of the vaginal or anal variety.

My room mate likes to hang in his room and pound meat.

Our son sure takes a long time defecsting. Defecating? He’s not taking a shit. He’s in there to pound meat.

Rachel is coming over for the night and I’m going to pound meat.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018