after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.
by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003
Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.
"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."
by Henry and Jeffery nip January 18, 2010
Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.
I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.
by SweetBill December 07, 2005
when you spread the cheeks of an ass on a guy or a girl and lick or suck their asshole with your mouth and tongue
by SomeD-Bag June 21, 2010
The old family game of attaching 12 inches of toilet paper in the crack of your ass and downing a beer before it burns up. With one hand tied up, you give a light up cue to your assistant at the same time as putting the bottle or can to your mouth. Once COMPLETELY empty the beer container can be dropped and your hand is free to relieve your behind of the licking flames.
by Rasmus H May 19, 2008
by Kathlyn July 14, 2005
by leg # 4 January 06, 2010