Chuck Norris 

To beat someone's ass uncontrollably without feeling or remorse.

to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)

Motherfucker if you don't make me a sammich, i'll Chuck Norris your bitch ass

Chuck Norris by Phat Daddy December 22, 2006

chuckle head 

Someone who resembles Carlos Lobos, with Lobos like qualities....

Carlos stop being such a Chuckle Head

chuckle head by Rob Christensen March 17, 2005

chuck 

when something isn't quite funny enuff to make you laugh out loud, but it at least delivered a good chuckle.

nidbaaray: PUSSY
osophy: what?
nidbaaray: PUSSY
osophy: huh?
nidbaaray: PUSSY
osophy: umm..
nidbaaray: PUSSY
osophy: i dont get it
nidbaaray: AND YOU NEVER WILL
nidbaaray: chuck

chuck by pimpson December 24, 2008

Chuck Woolery 

Taking two dumps before 2:00 pm, as in Chuck Woolery's catch phrase "We'll be back in 2 and 2."

Dan: I really need to crap. It's my second one and it's only 1:00.

Mark: Way to pull off the Chuck Woolery!

Chuck Woolery by RabbiDan August 27, 2009

Chuck Norris 

The creator of language.
The curer of polio: roundhouse kicked a bottle of aspirin instantly creating the remedy.
Father of infomercials.
Father of Steven Seagal.

I'm gonna Chuck Norris my way to fame and advertise this piece of shit!

Chuck Norris by lyrix4u December 5, 2007

Chuck Norris 

The brother of God, the favorite of his Mom, and kicked Satan's Ass... Plus, God was sooooo jealous, He left Chuck Norris out of the Bible.

Erm no example. Chuck Norris will shoot me from his eyes if I wrote one...

Chuck Norris by wtfnoobzor October 4, 2009

chuckle 

This word has no inherent meaning but can be used in place of any word (sort of like fuck or smurf: smurf-berries, have a smurfy day, etc).
Chuckle is usually taken to mean the most perverse, obscene, or disgusting thing imaginable in the given context.

Chuckle me tenderly.

I chuckled up a storm in the bathroom.

I want to chuckle that waitress.

Oops, I chuckled myself.

Chuckle my wompus!

Are you the Chuckler?

Dude, it was chuckle central at that party.

chuckle by abezice January 2, 2010