Coma Cone

The state of having a strange fascination with Traffic Cones or using Traffic Cones as hats.

I think Noah over there might have a coma cone.

by Coma Cone August 8, 2024

Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.

Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.

by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024

coma bollito

If a Colombian from the paisa region offers you something and you decline, they tell you "coma bollito" (pronounced coh-muh bo-jee-toe) which means "eat a turd", because in their culture it's rude to refuse an offering.

"That Colombian girl offered me some of her fries. When I said 'no thanks', she said 'coma bollito'. What does that mean?"

Bollo means turd. Bollito means little turd. So coma bollito is the slightly more polite way of telling someone to eat a turd.

Coma bollito.

by JimmyOfTheWest May 21, 2024

CMMAWIC

Chocolate muffin microwaved and with ice cream.

My favourite dessert is a CMMAWIC.

by FantumTax June 19, 2024

comariyn

sounds lovin,kind,sometimes mean,loves family and loyal

comariyn is carrying

by kaden lee March 20, 2025

Coma Dump

A epic dump so powerful it induces a mind -erasing nap post dump.

Best friend: what the hell happened to you?

Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.

Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.

by Bald but knowledgeable March 24, 2025

Comadose

This term means the mega or super strong amount of drug or alcohol that someone takes and instead of feeling high, they are in a coma state. This is obviously not good.

Barry thought that using triple his main amount of it would help him feel even better. He was wrong! When he woke up in the hospital days later, his sexy nurse told him that he had taken a comadose and he was lucky to be alive.

by von groovy April 16, 2025