Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor

He looks like a human, but don't let him fool you he's really a chode in disguise. Known for dancing with his crush at the school dance, he may remind you of a bear with a small penis. He came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but he wound up just sucking dick.

Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor is a horny ass mutha fucka and he lookin to nut all over his dog's mouth

by Aishik's Indian Hamburger August 31, 2017

cracker jack

When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.

"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"


"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"

by The Nameless Man March 13, 2009

cracker jack

That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box

That cracker jack just hit the curb and ran in to a parked car.

by cafiend March 27, 2008

clickers

(Noun, plural) A thumb operated device, traditionally used in sports games etc, that rappers and rapper wannabes use to record how many times they get checked out by women in the street.

Bring yo clickers, them biarches be chekkin' on us when we be pimped wit' rocks at Big W....

(16 year old white privileged north shore teen trying to be like a rapper)

by Tim the middle class private school educated homeboy wannabe November 23, 2007

skiddy cracker

Word invented for stupid purposes

"skiddy cracker, crutch, crutch, ya mum!"

by Mike Hunt October 17, 2003

porch cracker

The Caucasian equivalent of the porch-monkey.

Dang dat porch cracker always out on dat porch acting like day doin sumthin but ain't doin shit.

by descendant of porch-crackers February 8, 2012

Kidney Cracker

while your fucking a girl in the ass, doggie style, and you take a piss. after you pull out you punch her in the kidneys.

I gave that bitch a mean kidney cracker.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009