champerv

Short for CHAMPERVERT-
Fruity alcoholic drink consisting of mixing Champagne + fruit Sherbert
(mango for ex) preferably in a blender and serving cold.

I feel like celebrating!
Lets drink Champerv!!

by GDQuilichin!&TitiQuili2015 October 15, 2015

champagne ride

When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.

Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.

by neenee5 October 28, 2015

Champ

A winner, short for champion. Also a name. A stupid name.

I heard you've been talking to Champ. Who's Champ, you ask? WELL YOU CAN FIND OUT THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN CHAMPION JOHN CENA TAKES ON SIX MEN IN THE WWE SUPERSLAM!!!!!

by Normal Definitions December 8, 2015

champion van

Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.

Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"

Teacher: "What?"

Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by Definition Sensei October 13, 2016

Champatorade

Champagne and Gatorade

That bitch tried to Champatorade me last night.... I'm pretty hungover.

by Champatorade August 19, 2016

Champ Whistler

Someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet.

I swear I could smell Pedigree Chum, I bet he's a real Champ Whistler.

by Sourceror November 18, 2016

champion eye

When someone gets so drunk that a blood vessel in their eye bursts, causing the entire white of their eye to flood with blood.

Bro did you see Jamie?
Nah man what happened?
She got totally wasted last night and got champion eye!!
Holy crap! Can she even see anymore?

by Xtrasupernova December 6, 2016